do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Text me some of your sweat
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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