why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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