her vagine was all disorganized.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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