Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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