You made me cry and you don't even care
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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