some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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