Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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