in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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