my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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