Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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