We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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