conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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