Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm sobbing to NWA
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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