Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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