do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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