Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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