I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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