He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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