saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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