i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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