As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.