Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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