help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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