Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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