We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
