There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Randomize
