So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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