i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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