No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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