i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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