and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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