That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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