You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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