The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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