i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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