So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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