You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Please don't give away my fajitas
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
