So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.