Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i need some magic done to my vagina
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.