Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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