Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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