I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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