you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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