if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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