Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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