he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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