Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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