I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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