I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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