no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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