just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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