It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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