If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize