At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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