Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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