Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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