we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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