I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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